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spyonfriends:

muskybro:

camo undies soaking up some butt sweat


He just so happened to see a duck that looked like dinner. He slipped his boots on, grabbed his gun, ran outside, and the duck went behind some brush. He’s a waitin for dinner to peak out. Meanwhile, he’ll stand there in his fruit of the looms in anticipation.

spyonfriends:

muskybro:

camo undies soaking up some butt sweat

He just so happened to see a duck that looked like dinner. He slipped his boots on, grabbed his gun, ran outside, and the duck went behind some brush. He’s a waitin for dinner to peak out. Meanwhile, he’ll stand there in his fruit of the looms in anticipation.

(Source: fklnfred, via undiesfetish)

embarrassedboys:

Fan submission, caption by me:
"Wha-wha? How did you get in here!" the embarrassed sportstar exclaimed as the papparazo’s flash distrubed him from his naked slumbers.
"Not important mate," the photographer sneered, "what you should be asking is how much you’re prepared to pay to make sure these photo’s aren’t all over the gossip blogs by lunchtime!" 
The boy sighed  and looked around for his phone to alert security “alright alright, fine, whatever dude, Its not like I need this month’s paycheck that bad, I’m good for the money…”
"I don’t think you understand," said his tormentor, rubbing his crotch and smirking,"It’s not your money I’m interested in…"

embarrassedboys:

Fan submission, caption by me:

"Wha-wha? How did you get in here!" the embarrassed sportstar exclaimed as the papparazo’s flash distrubed him from his naked slumbers.

"Not important mate," the photographer sneered, "what you should be asking is how much you’re prepared to pay to make sure these photo’s aren’t all over the gossip blogs by lunchtime!" 

The boy sighed  and looked around for his phone to alert security “alright alright, fine, whatever dude, Its not like I need this month’s paycheck that bad, I’m good for the money…”

"I don’t think you understand," said his tormentor, rubbing his crotch and smirking,"It’s not your money I’m interested in…"